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jackblogguy:

jerkidiot:

pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob
lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

"No girl wants to hear about your “other girls”"

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(Source: ohlovequotes, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

"And thats when I realized, we were not on the same page, but chapters away…"

- Anonymous (via saffron-soul)

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lordfricker:

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AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OLD EYES

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knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

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